The Definitive Guide to Getting Sh*te Done

The Definitive Guide to Getting Sh*te Done

Monday 27th May 2019

This Wee Book is gaun tae power ye thru thae piles o' sh*te ye've been puttin' oaf foriver, an' it's gaun tae mak' ye laff while ye're gettin' it a' done! Gettin' organised hus nivver been this much fun afore!

So, say a mahoosive cherio tae feelin' crabbit an' stressy cos ye've been puttin' off a' yer jobs 'til the morra! Ye're soon gaun tae be hoppin' around like a wee Scottish spring bunny, foo o' the joys, singin' yer wee heart oot an' giein' a'body 'roond aboot ye the boak!

In the auld days, fowk didnae huv computers an' phones an' tellies an' a' thit mince nippin' their nappers. Life wus sae much simpler. Noo, we huv a hunner things rattlin' roond wur heids drivin' us doo-chuffin'-lally, makin' us sae stressed thit we cannae park wur erses an' focus oan the stuff we huv tae git oan wi'! We end up runnin' 'roond in circles lik' wee scabby dugs chasin' their ain bahookies! Well, nae mair! This Wee Book is gaun tae help us git it a' done wi' a laff an' a joke an' a muckle great grin a' o'er wur fizzers. Crackin'! Eeza game-changer!